Proprieter of Smarty's a tavern in the town of Breakeven near the docks


Smarty is a mushroom stomper. He is easily recognizable by his orange floppy hat, which he won in a card game from a member of House Bolton.


Smarty, a distributor of fine drinks delivered to Breakeven Bay, is quick with a joke, or a light if you smoke. He asks a copper be dropped into the till near the entrance of his tavern if you were satisfied with your visit there. He is rumored to be growing mushrooms in the back room. It is also rumored that he once served in the Baratheon household, but won’t admit it.


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